Sunday, January 18, 2009

Tips For Using Adsense With A Blogger Account

1: If you have already signed up for an Adsense Publisher ID #, then you can place ads on your Blogger posts without having to go through your Google Adsense manager. (Blogger will not display code generated via your Adsense account manager.)

2: Some forms of Adsense code will only show up on individual post pages and not your home page. For example: on my blog, the horizontal banner ads show up between the posts on the home page and underneath individual posts but the sidebar ads only show up on an individual post page.

3: It's best to try and use color schemes that blend in with your blog's colors. Ads with starkly contrasting colors tend to be too jarring to the reader and makes it seem like you are trying to force them into noticing it.

4: If you get stuck on an issue with Adsense, don't get discouraged by the brevity of Google's help section. Google your issue and something is sure to pop up.
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"Oh...Why Do You Smell Like A Drunken Sailor..."

The NYT's Chandler Burr takes issue with the artificial strawberry notes, but you can't argue with the packaging. Tattoo has come a long way since the days when people had clandestine visits by New Hampshire tattoo artists arranged by connected friends. There are now tattoo parlors all around my neighborhood in Salem, which fits right in with the local maritime flavor.
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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Why Blogging Was Invented

I mean really, where would the internet be without access to other folks' pastry-based misfortunes?

Cakewrecks.com
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Friday, January 16, 2009

Just Like Amazon, But Cozier...


Recommended by Elge Premeau, Good Reads is like an online bookclub, without the added pressure of being responsible for the baked goods. (Users seem to have a love/hate relationship with "Twilight")
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

My laws, these eHow folks are friendly...



All this because I had to join in order to post a simple comment.
(boo hoo)
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Monday, January 12, 2009

Smart Car Test Crash Video


-Seemingly directed from beyond by Sam Peckinpah
view video here (easy download too!)
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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Are They Kidding?

So apparently, Bomoms, Boston.com's blog for moms, posted an article called "Does Facebook Make You a Bad Mom?" Talk about a great way to build comment traffic! Suggest to any mother that she may be ignoring her children for 2 seconds while she does something that doesn't revolve 100% around them and sit back and watch the she-wolf come out.
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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Jennsweb's Table-Top Photo Studio


My sister-in-law gave Chloe a present in this cute little take-out gift box. Serendipitously, I needed an image of a take-out box for a project I've been working on, so I decided to try and get an image I could easily work with in Photoshop. So I grabbed Chloe's easel paper, draped one end over the speaker, positioned the desk lamp and used a sunshield for a bounce card.


There you go, instant table-top photo studio!
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Sunday, January 04, 2009

“American designers took the Depression as a call to arms,”


Interesting article in the New York Times about how tough economic times often bring out the best in the design world. Name-checks include Russel Wright and Charles and Ray Eames.

On the nostalgia tip, my dad bought an Eames chair and ottoman like the one pictured above and I learned to walk by holding myself up on the ottoman seat which rotated with me as I staggered around. When my parents separated in the 70's the chair stayed with my mother and sister and I until 1983 when we moved. The movers picked up the chair by the arms, the ball bearings fell out of the base, and my mother just shrugged and told them to put it out on the curb for trash day. Of course, my dad asked about the chair two months later and when I told him it was gone he probably had a mental coronary.
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Saturday, January 03, 2009

File Under: Wish I'd Had This 2 Years Ago

Good article on Freelance Switch by Susan Johnston about balancing freelance work with a full time job.

Lord knows I tried for about a year. It was only after trying to take care of a hosting issue for my client with a local hosting company that only had tech support during "banker's hours" (?!), that I realized that trying to cram commuting, raising a child, having a 9 hour a day office job and trying to start my own web design business required approximately 36 hours a day instead of the allotted 24. Of course the office job was the time thief, not to mention the time (2.5 hours a day) and $$ ($250 a month) it was costing me. So I started trolling Craig's List and quickly found a job in Salem that was not only "flex-time" but also required graphic/web design skills.

After a brief "honeymoon" (pot-luck lunches! kibbitzing encouraged!), I quickly realized that the term flex-time actually meant, "you can only work the hours we can afford to pay you for" so when my husband told me that the local film industry was in full swing again, I braced myself and went into work to hand in my notice. My co-worker was currently fighting being deported back to Eastern Europe and I knew that both of us vanishing from the office would leave my boss with no one else to answer the phones but her senile, but lovable, golden retriever.

Fortunately, (depending how you look at it) she had already decided that in order to afford the salary of a trainee to replace the soon-to-be-deported tech support/salesperson, she would have to let me go and that was that. I was a (guilt-free!) freelancer again.

It's been almost a year now since that day and while there are days where my husband works 18 hours and I am left at the mercy of a tiny diva-in-training, there are other days where he takes her to some indoors playground for 6 hours followed by a 2 hour grocery-shopping trip and I am free to work with no tiny hands pulling me like the Death Star's tractor beam towards the playdough table. It's not yet the ideal home office situation where I can shut the door and be in my own little Ikea-furnished kingdom, but how many companies let you watch "Oswald" while you work?

Jennsweb fun factoid: Henry the Penguin on "Oswald" is voiced by David Lander of "Laverne and Shirley" fame.
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Thursday, November 06, 2008

Say What!?

This is from a Boston.com article entitled "Obama's To-Do List":

Obama advisers say he may review the department's newly approved guidelines that could let the FBI investigate Americans in national security cases without evidence of a crime, based in part on their ethnicity or religion.


Yeah, you might want to take a second look at those guidelines, right after you remove the swastika flag from behind the desk of whatever numbnuts approved said guideline.

This whole transition scenario reminds me of the time I was hired to take over for an obviously overwhelmed temp worker. The first day of my job was spent hauling fistfuls of documents, contracts and invoices out of where they had been crammed helter-skelter in various drawers. It was scary how long it took to recover from the previous employee's incompetence. Hopefully, Obama will have more assistance than I did since, you know, the stakes are a lot higher.
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Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Google and Yahoo decide to go separate ways.

Google has decided to pull out of a deal to partner up with Yahoo on advertising services. First reported in April, there was a tentative agreement to share advertising space on web pages but it has been scrapped basically because people are worried that it will lead to Google becoming the new Microsoft. Unfortunately, now Yahoo is more vulnerable than ever to a takeover by Microsoft itself, so there you go. Sometimes there's such a fine line between celebrating diversity and divide and conquer.

In other news...


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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Cool Site of the Day

Found via Reddit's link about an eight-armed creature existing before the dinosaurs by about 300 million years. (Ungoliant perhaps?) A clean, colorful and visually appealing site about science news on the Australian news site, abc.net.au proves that Australians got it going on.
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Sunday, October 19, 2008

5 Good Knitting Sites and Why They Rock

Whoo! FINALLY getting a chance to post something! It's been a crazy week, what with my husband being out of town, my toddler going for the potty training full throttle (she's even started asking for something to read while she's on the throne OMG) and mucho michegaus with working on some client leads...

But enough about me, here are some sites that I've collected that deal with various aspects of knitting. Some are educational, others are just fun to read. Enjoy!

Knitting Help
Why it rocks: Free knitting videos, a nice modern interface and patterns. Also a photowall which is pretty cool.

Stitchy McYarn Pants
Why it rocks: Even the name of the site cracks me up. When you slip a stitch, go here to get away and find side-splitting examples of day-glo, acrylic knitted beer can hats and other rummage sale flash-backs. (Jennsweb trivia: I went to Mass Art with the blog's author and her sense of humor has sharpened with age like a fine gouda)

Queer Joe's Knitting Blog
Why it rocks: More than just a series of tutorials and odes to cable stitches, Joe blogs about everything from politics, to his impending retirement, to his partner Thaddeus's passion for mushroom foraging.

Fake Sheep Blog
Why it rocks: It's a beautifully designed Wordpress site run by a New Zealand vegan who only knits with non-animal fibers. In New Zealand, which has more sheep than people. 'Nuff said.

Knitty Blog
Why it rocks: This is a great online resource for the initiated, dedicated knitter who wants to keep up with what's new in the world of knitting. Also, patterns galore (some of which actually transcend the "I'm a crafty knitter type!" look) and a link to a cool cafepress store.

That's it for now. Enjoy!
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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

AAARRRGH!!! moment of the day


Brought to you by Boston's Craig's List

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Friday, October 03, 2008

...and in other news

Rumblings on the BBC website about unconfirmed reports that a US airstrike has hit a village in the North Waziristan region of Pakistan near the Afghan border. Just a little FYI from the British News, because we are too busy navel-gazing over the economy to notice right now.

Note to reader, yes, the economy is a HUGE deal. I just hope we don't screw up our foreign policy credit with the world at the same time. Oh, wait, too late.
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Free Printer Service

Found this on CNET this morning. A free online service that lets you enter a URL, select what you want to print and then print ONLY what you want to print. Saves ink AND paper!
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Thursday, October 02, 2008

Axis Flashback!

Maybe it's the random firing of neurons, maybe it's oncoming senility, but for some reason I felt the urge to track down some Trisomie 21 just to see if it was out there. Found a clip on Last FM which you can see here
Feel free to light up a Kretek clove cigarette and blast a fog machine to get the full effect.
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Friday, July 18, 2008

Hip Hop Doc Beat Street Break Down!

RRRRRRUP!!!!
I have a half formed memory of watching a documentary about hip hop and graffiti culture around the year 1984 in the basement rec room of one of my church youth group cadre's. We had one of those "get to the kids by reaching out to their youth culture" type leaders and I guess it made an impression on me. Hip hop was a divisive and defining subculture. In the whitey-white suburbs, it caused fist fights at parties when someone slapped a 12 inch of "Beat Street Breakdown" on the turntable. Some kids would start hesitantly bouncing their heads to the beat, someone would start breaking out whatever moves they had picked up from MTV and then some music critic type would charge over to the stereo and start ranting while they ripped the needle off the record. "This isn't real music! RUSH is real music!!! At least they play their own instruments!!!" 2112 ain't bad, but you can't bob your head to it.
Fast forward to Tuesday and Netflix delivered my copy of "Style Wars". I sat there mildly enjoying the contrast between pre-gansta b-boy dialect and tweedy white guy voice over interspersed with classic footage of former mayor of NYC Ed Koch and the odd outraged average citizen when they cut to a gallery opening for a group of graffiti bombers. Suddenly it all came back in a flood, the plaid couch, the youth minister freezing the tape in the vcr to show us some point he wanted to make. An nice Upper West Side art collector's wife described an art critic asking one of the artists what they would do if he painted over his work and to watch her try to impersonate an 18 year old bomber saying "I'd keell you mon." was a defining moment.
Makes a great double feature with "Beat Street" which is kind of an awesome film if you can get past the Filmmaking 101 acting and editing.
Visit this link to donate to the Smithsonian's Hip Hop collection.
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

GOTCHA!

So I keep seeing emails in my inbox purporting to be from Google adwords telling me that I have to "update" my billing information. In fact I saw one tonight that said my site's adwords had been "stoped". Curious, I went to jennsweb's home page and there was the usual text link Adsense ad plain as day. Now even more curious, I Googled "adwords scam" and Boom! This popped up.
I've said it before, and now I'll paraphrase it again. Scammers eat their young.
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