Well I'll be a monkey's uncle-literally.

According to researchers at the Broad Institute based out of Harvard and MIT, humans and chimps split apart from each other millions of years ago, and then, just like Kim and Eminem came back together for a brief evolutionary second before splitting for good.

The tiny little popping sounds you hear are Creationists' brains collectively exploding all over the country.

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle-literally.